January 05, 2009

The President No One Cares About


















I've been in the studio for the past week (or so) with my associate and bandmate Mike Jacobs working on our new record. Based on a few live shows and comments from innocent bystanders the pop hit is a track called "You're Like William McKinley" - a sweet love song by our standards. The first chorus is as follows:

You are like my main man William McKinley
In that nobody
Gives a fuck about you
Like I do
My infatuation with forgotten presidents surely seeped into the writing process, but I never realized how much the story of Kaiser Vilhelm McKinley fits my style. His assassination is a mere historical footnote to quirky nerds, and most people have no clue who the dude is. You might get one of those "rings a bell ::shrug::" numbers or a crooked Pinochet stare back.

Court TV - a fantastic Web site for people who like to drink 9 espressos and stay up all night reading about serial killers and hallucinating - has an admirable feature on the case. The assassin was a confused young man named Leon Franz Czologosz. Somehow (nutjob!) influenced by Emma Goldman, the famed anarchist, Czologosz decided to get the job done.

The handkerchief choked his Polish immigrant hand - a pathetic sort of yin and yang - said good morning to the president... pleasure to meet you in two shots.