Students at NYU (ok, only like a dozen) protested tuition costs by occupying the cafeteria. Payers of the actual tuition, rich parents, told them to get back to work. They did, while sulking.
Cecille Villacorta, New York, NY, a former Saks saleswoman is going on trial for stealing $1.4 million from her employer. She looked fabulous, dressed a whorish postmodern ninja turtle.
The famed baker of the "Drunken Negro Face Cookie," New York, NY, is being routinely threatened by black panthers. The secret service paid him a visit, too. Boo-hoo. Me: don't cry for me Argentina.
