February 19, 2009

New York News: Part Three

Thomas William Coke Digital ID: 1214899. New York Public Library
Our esteemed NY Post published a racist cartoon that referenced the stimulus package. A Dennis Miller moonlight job, perhaps? One more news cycle and gone. Tops.

Dalton is an elite school with much pressure. One student, an unidentified 17-year-old, jumped from its top. On 89th st, a group of 4th graders saw it happen.

Dustin Dibble, Brooklyn, NY, was awarded 2.3 mil after losing his leg under a subway train. The catch? He was piss drunk. Me: You can still never climb a mountain.

Our mayor, Monsieur Bloomberg, continues to try to win favor. Republicans are holding their noses. There are other parties, too. I've forgotten their names.