
Here's the news from Fun City:
A-Rod, baseball player, Bronx, NY admitted steroid usage from 2001-2003. He blamed the culture. There are still questions over his tan and lips.
In Brownsville, BK, Akeem Harvey was surprised when he picked up a .357 and was shot in the face by a rookie cop. He is stable. Neighbors claim he is a good egg.
10am, Canal Street, Chinatown, New York, NY - a pedestrian was run over by a stray van. Unidentified gender. They laid like a sack of blankets in the street. A few head rubs and it was a-ok.