Bernard Madoff, New York, NY, the whitehot, rich master of a pomo version Charles Ponzi's creation, pled guilty to all counts in a Manhattan court. Hanging is the only way out.
For Purim, a drunken Jewish halloween, one child dressed in blackface with a sign reading, "dollar's not change." Media meltdown is expected in 7 hours.
Todd Zielinski, 32, Queens, NY, spent 28 hours in The Tombs for leaving the subway through an emergency exit. Somewhere, Guiliani ate a chunky monkey and sobbed.
